Saturday, 12 March 2011

Why Men Prefer “Innocent” Girls To “W.h.o.r.ey S.l.u.t.osauruses”

Corrupting Innocence Is Fun

The reason guys think the buttoned-up business look is so hot on women is that they like taking things apart, and also it reminds them of mom. 

The "innocent" style is put together, and like I wrote, they like to take things apart, like clothes or self-esteem. 

Making someone bad is fulfilling and fun and it feels more like a mutual journey except she's on roofies and u've been drinking lime and club soda all night. 

Guys want to be the leader of that journey instead of the follower, which is odd, because guys like to follow women but only when they can't see you doing it. 

I guess it's like white fresh snow versus the snow that's turning black on the side of the road under the haze of car exhaust. That is a metaphor for the women guys like, because what they like is the only thing that matters in the known universe. 

On the other hand, are you understanding the word stuff? 
Guys like women who are white snow because it's more fun to pee on that snow than ugly sludge. 
When you pee on white snow, the pee is all pretty and yellow like sunbeams! 
Get it now? The fresh snow is more of a palette for adventure.
Guys Don't Take "Bad Girls" Seriously

Sure a bad girl can be fun and enticing, but she's not the type they'd bring home to mom in most cases. Mommy wants her golden prince to only be with a princess who isn't, in her words, "a diseased hooker." 
Guys "LOVE" their mommies!
Guys also assume that a bad girl is not looking for anything too serious, and women aren't dudes, because they're not into dudes and they hate homos (almost). 

Bad girls just want to do whatever makes them happy and how can you make them happy when you're too busy being happy yourself? Right?
"Bad Girls" Are Intimidating

This is the biggest issue. Guys don't do well with intimidating women, specifically, intimidating women who make more money than they do, have random opinions about stuff they know zilch about like politics or literature or emotions. they love confidence, but that confidence has to be a quiet confidence—not in your face confidence, a deafeningly silent confidence that I might interpret as brittle insecurity.
Most guys don't want to admit it, but they don't necessarily want to be in bed with a girl who knows more than they do, because then the woman might figure out that the guy doesn't know as much about sex because he hasn't had much sex because most women find him unattractive and creepy. (always on the defensive in bed because sex is a war that they must win.) In the final analysis, guys don't like intimidating women because why date a Thor when you can go see the movie? (Which is coming out in May!)
"Bad Girls" Seem Promiscuous

I'm not sure anyone likes promiscuity. I am sure no one likes being cheated on. I equate these two things because words are confusing. But women who have sexual desires and act on those desires will cheat on you. 

Either way and on the other hand, a woman who seems promiscuous will get hit on because a guy who isn't you wants to take her home, but it usually doesn't amount to anything in the end, then you get mad laid because you're a sick playa. In conclusion, this is why guys like innocent girls (especially virgins)
"Bad Girls" Style Are Less Mysterious

A nerdy girl who covers up her figure underneath is sexy, because maybe she's broken enough to date him. Leaving a glimpse or a tease of hotness, like a pair of eyes or ankles, is more effective. 

Glasses on a chick is hot, because they can't see. 

And leather usually shows an asset they will never touch with their dead, cold, clammy hands. 

They wouldn't complain about a woman showing too much skin. They wouldn't complain because women just don't listen. But they don't find strippers compelling, and that's because they can't afford to go to strip clubs always because, really, who can? I'll tell you who: intimidating women.
Guys Have Control Issues

They hate to admit it, they usually like to be in control, like a serial killer with zero ambition. They love to control women!! Men love to be in control, except when it comes to controlling their bladder, their insecurities, or ever taking any responsibility for their lives. A bad girl is tough to control, unless she's shackled to a wall in the basement. They never know what she's going to do next, and that makes them scared. When a real man gets scared, he punches a wall. Then he calls mommy. Then he sits down and writes a smug and gutless blog post about gender identity, oblivious to the truth. That he cannot face his fears like a man.
Best  Regards,
The jAiF Networks!!!

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